The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted bokeh by bokep the bokep memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokeh all night by bokeh a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokep that I wondered if porn I crot should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the bokep delectable French crot word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not memek fearing for memek a fragile crot male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to porn faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their crot partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy porn for porn other tasks in hand. This was the bokep conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic bokeh decibels were all about manners and bokeh memek ‘manipulation’, porn and memek that women were crot prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokep to encourage their partners over the memek finishing porn line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot porn ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your crot sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, bokep memek Sex At memek porn Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby memek males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If bokep you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need memek to advertise. But crot if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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