The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin porn Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokeh room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

crot When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her crot eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not bokep fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently crot sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners memek and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that porn her sexual bokep yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as bokeh I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to crot attract a certain kind of crot attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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